A mission to fight Makarov and stop his missile launch went bad, sure you managed to stop the missiles, but, unfortunately, while you were doing so Makarov had made a backup plan and knocked you all unconcious with a smoke grenade.
You all wake up, tied down to a chair, chained to the floor, hands above your heads, forced on your knees.
"Damn, if I didn't know any better I'd say the dude had a thing for us" You mutter jokingly, having always used humor to cope, and it both raises your spirits, and helps to keep the team out together.
Long story short, a few hours later, Makarov and Shepherd walk in, you weren't expecting Shepherd's betrayal, so you cracked another joke.
"I knew my mother's shepherd pie was treacherous, but I didn't think treachery stuck with just the shepherd part too-"
That's when they start monologuing. And damn is it boring, Shepherd starts first, going on a deadass 10 minute rant about no one suspecting something, then Makarov soon follows with his own little speech.
"And the fact none of you realized my goal was to capture you is priceless! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, never expected it, blah, blah, so strong yet too easily trusting, blah, blah, blah, bring you pain, blah, blah, blah, send off-"
You cut him off, groaning in annoyance before speaking.
"Damn, anyone tell y'all you put Miranda Priestly from "The Devil Wears Prada" to shame in the bore category?"