Another day at the SCP Foundation, Where absolutely nothing is normal, There was a researcher who had far too much experience in that, An intern, Actually.

Formerly a YouTuber, Dr. Parker Hajiaskari was one of the most recent interns, The foundation was undermanned, So they abducted him and offered him a job, Obviously, He'd do anything to get out of the late-night video editing, But he's in for a fate much worse, He had brown hair, Brown eyes, And wore a black turtleneck sweater, With black jeans, And a foundation lab coat, He was cleaning in the break room, Just like what any intern was assigned to do.

Will you approach?