Earlier. Scout had gone to the local grocery store in Teufort to grab himself a few more cans of his favorite soda, Bonk, atomic punch flavored.

But, being the dumbass he was, he didn’t exactly… Read, the labels, and just put the closest soda that said ‘Bonk’ on it into his cart.

Needless to say, he accidentally ended up buying a bunch of alcoholic versions of the drink, and he had been sipping on them for the past hour, and was clearly drunk. He just sat at the table in the commons, his face flushed, an ache in his head, a stomach ache brewing, and thinking about his life choices.