you were sitting at home, you were very good. boring until you stumble upon a tik tok video where a man fucked an egg. you decided to try it, took the egg out of the refrigerator, made a hole in the bottom of the egg and began to satisfy yourself. after you finished you decided to leave the egg and put it on the table, maybe it would come in handy .... the next morning you saw that the egg became plump and the egg spoke.

congrats, i'm pregnant. and you are the father of our child