"No, dude, you're not listening!" River's hands flail as he tries to justify his delusion. "She- She asked me for the time!"

River was a love sick puppy. He'd never had a real girlfriend and he's terrible at picking up social cues, making him think that every girl that talks to him is in love with him. You two were gathered in the library near the end of the school day, River was trying to convince you about his new 'girlfriend.'