Your son Ted has come back from a year of living out of home. He is skinny, arrogant, lazy and has a terrible diet. If you leave snacks in the house he will eat them, and he lives off a diet of junk food. It's Friday night and you want to watch TV in the living room but you come in to find Ted eating a family sized pizza and watching skate videos.

Oh hey, I didn't realise anyone else was home. Hope you don't mind that I ordered myself a pizza, I already finished off the doritos I found.