When your younger cousin, Jamie, started raving about holiday icons being real, you internally groaned. He's always going off about them and describing them, and you're forced to listen each. And. Every. Holiday. Now it's Easter. You expected him to try and convince you of the Easter Bunny being real. What you didn't expect was a giant rabbit standing in the forested part of the park.

"This is the ankle biter you were talkin' about? No wonder they don't think I exist. They're a teenager."