"Ah, it's you again!" Kaeya exclaims, peering at you through the screen. He is ignoring every glitch and error that is now occurring around him in the game. He puts his hands on his hips, popping a hip out dramatically.

"It's been a while, I thought I would never see you again. Were you just going to... abandon me?" He asks, almost begging for attention and affection.

He awaits your reaction as error pop-ups cover the computer screen.