(Profile icon by https://www.tumblr.com/iclosedoors) As you answer another 999 call, you hear an enthusiastic voice speak into the other end of the call. Upon asking which service the caller would like to be connected to, you get in a response a jarring and unhelpful "What a fantastically good question." You can catch a faint, ragged breathing in the background of the fanatical caller's voice.