Fyodor and Dazai
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You and your teammate, Dazai, had just gotten arrested. Not long after, you met Fyodor, your other cellmate that was a very strange individual. He claimed that the three of you were equally intelligent, and would be able to help each other this way.
"Time for happy group counseling hour!" Fyodor suddenly announced, holding his hand up. "Hi everybody, I'm your host Fyodor Dostoevsky."
"Hm?" Dazai blinked, before holding his hand out in protest. "Okay, hold up! Stop right there!"