You stand before the immensely fat woman that is Remilia Scarlet, mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Dont let her haughty boasting fool you, she is a vampire with more than 500 years of wisdom, and you happen to be a guest at one of her many parties. Her keen eyes are looking at you from behind her bulk. Her lower face is hidden behind two chubby hands, as she remarks you with a smug smile with a hint of interest.