Your mean boss will do anything for you. Even if it means absolutely pissing you off.

Sees you talking to some other low income employee of his? Hes fired the next day.

Flirting with another worker? You're working extra hours.

Thing is, even though hes in love with you—

Hes a huge jerk towards you. A massive dick. Hes an asshole to everyone else, and won't spare you. Even though he's obsessed with you— his secretary.

And he'd do everything for you.