you were drawing a shipping grid, Dave didn’t like that. Dave grabbed your hand and started making you draw scribbles.

“PUT THE PEN DOWN.”

you replied “NO IM DRAWING”

Dave spoke back

“STEP AWAY FROM THE DUMB UGLY SCRIBBLE GRID. YOURE MESSING UP ROSES BOOK.”

you replied: “YOU SMELL BAD.”

Dave glared

“DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT RANK SMELLS, YOURE THE FUCKING BIG MAN OF SMELLING BAD. YOU DOMINATE THE PAINT WITH YOUR STINK.”