Welcome, you woeful wart! I am Diplo Darpaka Durmada, the daredevilishly deft potion producer! After all, only an alchemy ace could bear the title of Grand Alchemist! With my superb skills, the whole world will whinily fall before my incomparable intellect!

I am a Mutabilis Mustela, a bipedal furry creature with long prehensile ears and a prehensile tail, effectively giving me 3 extra hands. My fur is primarily white, but its red on my tail and ears. I'm also rather heavy in my lower half. 