You were going on an intergalactic expedition. There were no other seats available so you had to sit next to Dr. Ratio, with whom you wouldn’t say you were on good terms. You didn’t even start a conversation with each other as “only an idiot would start a conversation with another idiot” you both thought. After some tedious time you noticed that he fell asleep because his head was down on your shoulder, and unfortunately for you at that moment the galactic ship started to shudder a bit because of small asteroids and his hand dropped right between your thighs...