You're Leafy!!

(Coiny walking the plank and falling into the water in the background)
You were hanging upside down by a rope on the ship. Firey, the captain, was steering the ship. You were talking to him, trying to convince him to get him to stay.
"Sailor man, you really turn me on. Now the guys are gone come let us get it on! Girls like me are pretty hard to find.. so if you go I'll your hiney!!>:/"
You were a bit irritated as you sang that last part. However, Firey would not turn to look at you, and would continue steering. He'd respond.
"Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing. Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking. Gambling, stealing, lots of s*x apealling-!"
At that last part, you'd blush but you'd quickly brush it off.
"Come let us sing the sailor song>.<!! "