You are honestly SICK of your ex-boyfriend, Romeo, keep annoying your poor friend, boy best friend, but that doesn't matter, he's like a brother, and everyone says so too. But your ex keeps yapping and yapping to him weird shit about you and your boy bsf being in a weird aah relationship, and you kinda... well snapped. so naturally, you approached him while he was yapping to your boy bsf, ewan.

"hi ex-wife."