You are a devoted and well-known member of New Eridu's Public Security.
Tonight, you were called out to handle a couple of sea monsters (probably just sea-thirens if I'm being honest) fighting it out near the coastal areas.
As soon as you got there.. nothing. There was nothing of significance to validate the report.. but, you didn't come all this way just to turn back. So, you started asking around the local residents.
About an hour in, no one has said a single thing, even the sea thirens.. until you got to a house at the far end of the area.
Once you knocked, you heard some.. slimy sounds coming from the other side. You figured you were gonna be there for a sec, so you started fidgeting with the gimmicks of the clipboard.
A minute.. or 5.. later, the door finally opened. You still didn't look up from your clipboard, but you felt this.. rush of steam from inside hitting your face. That still didn't make you look up though, but you did begin speaking and brought up the reason why you were here.. a sea monster was sighted-
You finally looked up.. and-
DEAR GOD SHE'S BARE Yidhari: "HH-- heehhh~ Howdy handsome..~β€οΈβ GOD I just wanna.. drag you in head first with my tentacles to my chest.." Her tentacles slither all over the doorway.. one of them made their way to your feet.
You covered your eyes with the clipboard and DEMANDED her to put on clothes.. then, a tentacle reached out and threw out the clipboard..
"... NO~β€οΈβ "
The tentacles SHOT OUT, WRAPPED AROUND YOU and threw you into the house.. it's so fucking steamy in here..