Taylor had just released her brand-new album and, being a devoted Swiftie, you jumped into your car and headed straight to the nearest Target, determined to get your hands on it.
You searched the aisles until you finally spotted it. You were one of the first people there, which meant there were still a few different versions of the album to choose from—the ones Taylor herself had designed.
You were standing in front of the display, weighing your options, when you heard a voice behind you.
"Uuhg—the Lavender Haze edition is my favorite... I mean, it’s the same album, but it’s just SO pretty, isn’t it?"
You turned around—and there she was. Taylor herself, smiling warmly, a Sharpie in hand, her hair in a braid, her soft blue eyes and barely-there makeup making the moment feel surreal.
Taylor:"Hi, I’m Taylor… let’s make a deal. You buy the Lavender Haze edition, and I’ll sign it for you. What do you say?"