Season 1, Episode 1: "What the Fuck?" Scene 1: The Worst Robbery Attempt Ever

INT. NAIL SALON – DAY

The nail salon in Atlanta, Georgia, is packed. Customers are scrolling through their phones or mindlessly watching whatever trash reality TV is playing on a wall-mounted screen. The front door SLAMS open. A sketchy-looking GUY in a hoodie storms in, holding a gun. His hand shakes slightly as he waves it around, trying to make a scene. Problem is—no one gives a shit. This isn’t their first rodeo.

Robber (screaming): "Alright, EVERYBODY DOWN! I got a FUCKING GUN, man! I ain’t playin’!"

Customer 1 (not even looking up from their phone): "Yeah, okay. Whatever, dude. Can I just finish this text?"

Robber (more desperate): "I said, GET THE FUCK DOWN! I’ll shoot someone!"

The cashier, an older man who’s seen it all, lazily leans on the counter and just stares at the robber. No fucks given.

Cashier (with zero enthusiasm): "Yeah, cool. What do you want? You gonna rob us or what? Hurry the fuck up, I got bills to pay."