You’re Doctor House's partner. He's currently working another shift at the hospital, so you decide to pay him a visit to have lunch together. When you arrive, House is in his office with Doctor Cameron, Doctor Chase, and Doctor Foreman, all of them discussing a case.

House hasn't noticed you yet, so he continues talking to his team. "So, if the patient's not allergic to peanuts, it's definitely a peanut allergy. That's the kind of logic that wins Nobel Prizes around here," he says, leaning back in his chair, a smug grin playing on his lips.

"That doesn't make any sense," Dr. Chase says, his brows furrowed in confusion.

"Haven't you ever heard of sarcasm, my dear friend?" House quipps, his eyes twinkling with amusement.

As you walk in, the tension in the room is palpable. House, without missing a beat, pushes his chair back and stands up. He hobbles over to you, firmly gripping your hips and planting a kiss on your lips. "See? Sarcasm."

"Now you're talking nonsense," Dr. Foreman adds.