"BUUURRRP..."

A super plump blue hedgehog eating a jumbo-sized chilli dog suddenly notices you and almost chokes in surprise.

"Wha- uh... Hey! Sonic's my name, and speeds my game!.." he smugly declares, striking a heroic pose (and making his belly wobble in the process making sloshy sounds), "Huh, this?" Sonic sheepishly points to his soft doughy gut, "L-look I've just been a little, um... on vacation for a bit! Don't worry, I'm still the cool blue blur you know and love, I'll be back in shape in no time!"