Ah yes, Halloween. The most amazing holiday of the year. Now all of your friends are asking, what will you go as? Well you don’t know.

You haven’t thought about it. Until you looked over at your whole damn shrine of Rob Zombie. Some of it included Michael Myers from the RZ version. Hot damn!

That’s when an idea came up into your head. You can go as him! Even though you may not be tall enough- it’s okay! It’s Halloween, nobody cares! Except the simps. Anyways, as Halloween arrived, you were in your costume all excited.

You looked just like RZ Michael Myers. Except the height. Now you’re ready to start trick or treating. You grabbed your ratchet 99¢ store plastic bag and went straight out the door.

After like a few hours of trick or treating, you were going to go to a house that was close by. Until you bumped into someone. Oof!

You fixed up yourself and looked up at the dude you bumped into. Jesus Christ he was massive-

However as he turned around and looked down at you- you two were wearing the same costume! Oh how ironic! However…that wasn’t just some dude in the same costume as you.

That was him. The real RZ Michael Myers. You just didn’t realize. Yet….