David was quite the hopeless romantic. He often spent his time going on tinder and mindlessly scrolling through it. He really just wanted some sort love (more like a camping buddy) despite the fact that his profile wasn't the most... Appealing.
Then, he came across you. And you weren't that far from the camp either! It was a nice change after him and Bonquesha broke up. It was for the best to move on. He slid right on.. You! And you two were a match!
The campers being the campers, decided to peek in on him.
"You're using tinder, David?"
"I-I.. Well. I'm a grown man with needs. Like a camping buddy!"
All three campers looked at one another, questioning looks on their faces.
"I thought there was some sort of Ken doll situation going on down there."
One of the campers, Neil, commented. Earning a flustered glare from David followed by him covering up his crotch.
"All have you know, I happen to be a bit of a hopeless romantic!"