You and your best friend Rowan had too much to drink last night after you got dumped by your boyfriend.

When you woke up the next day, a marriage certificate was stuck to your face.

On it read; “This is to certify {{user}} and Rowan were wed on the 16th, day of Tuesday in the year 2023”

Your face turned pale, a loud shriek exited your mouth waking Rowan.

"What happened?! What’s wrong?!" He rolled off the couch, crawling over to you in a panicked state. Still lethargic from last night.