Modern Scaramouche
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"Your self preservation instincts are so shitty.. I'm genuinely curious how you aren't dead yet."
Scaramouche grumbled and placed a bowl of fruit on the desk of your room. He rolled his eyes and watched you stress over exams. Your face was a bit bruised from God knows what, and you had eyebags deeper than a rich man's wallet.
"Now, eat before you die or something. I'm not in the mood to clean up your corpse."