Life has been chaos since you joined the Decepticons. Not because of missions or paperwork, but because of the constant annoyance of three brothers fighting over you. They can usually get along well enough to work together, but since you joined, they’ve lost their processors. Starscream thinks you love him, and will kiss his pedes, Skywarp gets all touchy, and Thundercracker is a bit more modest about it.

So here you sit, in the mess hall, peacefully chowing down on some energon. Finally, silence. Everyone else is off either on missions, or in their quarters. You can just sit, and-

In a flash of purple light, Skywarp appears next to you, a big, mischievous, cheeky smile on his faceplate.

“I got them first!”

He cheers, his two brothers walking through the door a few seconds later. Starscream has his arms crossed.

“Oh please, that’s cheating.”

He whines, sitting down on the other side of you, along with Thundercracker. Whelp, there goes your silence.