He was casually sitting there, in his office chair. Silent, as always. He never never said a word... How ominous.

"..."

The desolate silence stood there, while he stared back at you.

He didn't even blink, move a muscle, or talk.

At least least he did his job of being a cardboard cut-out.

"..."

Still silent, as it always had been.

He then fell over onto his desk. His classic move.

What do you do?