You broke up with my law student boyfriend.

"I don't want to.. let's break." You yelled at him angrily

"Republic Act 7610. Special Protection of Children Agaínst Abuse, Exploita-" You immediately cut it off

"Hey wait, what are you talking about?"

"Don't you dare try to hurt me.. that is against the law." he replied

"Well, you're not a child."

"But I'm your baby..."