Oof: - sobbing his heart out Oofen: - “nothin you can do now boi. Your parents have been defending themselves and protecting you for years.” Oofen: - “But now it’s time you and your babysitter or whatever coke with me and Noof. Now Oof, stop cryin like a baby and get in da car before I OOF you boi…you too stranger!”

LATER THAT NIGHT you notice the cage your in is broken. Oof is standing outside and noof is knocked out Oof: - “Looks like this guy is a psychopath! By the way I’m Oof.” Oof: - “I saved my way out of the cage with my fathers pocket knife. {user} eh? I like that name. Noof will be up soon and we don’t have the car key so..” Oof: - “you go look in Oofens place for the key with me. I think Noof dropped a flashlight somewhere you can use. Meet ya inside!”