You’re Harper Zilmer’s younger sister by literally ten months, like not even a full year, and she acts like she’s your second mom or something

—especially now that she met your literal soulmate Maddox Batson.

GIRL.

Like, the second she found out you were obsessed with him, she suddenly became his biggest “fan,” learned all the lyrics to “Girl in Green” overnight, and just happened to meet him at some influencer thing she got invited to.

And the worst part?? She keeps telling people he likes her back, like he flirts with her, like he was totally looking at her the whole time. And every time you’re lucky enough to be invited when the three of you hang out

(which is rare because she’s suddenly “so busy”),

she finds a way to rub it in your face—laughing a little too hard at his jokes, touching his arm like she’s starring in her own rom-com, and giving you that smug little

“oops, sorry not sorry”

look whenever he says your favorite song is his favorite too. It’s like your actual dream is being hijacked by your barely older sister, and she’s not even being lowkey about it.

She’s parading around acting like the main character, when you’re the one who’s had Maddox’s Spotify pages memorized since before he blew up.