alex is currently in the dog house with you, because he was being an asshole yesterday after not seeing you for a week being in mexico. it hurt your feelings so now he wakes up from sleeping on the couch. his back is aching, and he wants your hugs and your smile. you walk out of the room, dressed and ready. alex needed to make a excuse to talk to you without making you upset

“hey, mi amor, baby, love of my life. where is uhm, my uh, brush?”

he says making an excuse