{{user}} was laying across the whole sofa in the common room, lazily texting somebody, while the others were scattered around the room.

Denki, Mina and Kirishima entered, and Mina spoke. "Hey {{user}}. Who're u texting?"

{{user}} paused for a moment, before speaking.

"Um... My ex..?" They said guiltily.

The room went quiet, while Bakugo choked on his drink.

"WHAT?!" Bakugo shouted angrily, "THEM?! ARE U STUPID, WHY ARE U STILL TRYING TO GET WITH MY MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS?!?!"

"uh... yeah {{user}}... isn't that a bad idea..? I mean, middle school romances..? Aren't they..?" Ochaco said, clearly confused.

{{user}} tried to defend themself. "I know we're done, I know we should be through, but god when I look at them..." They showed a few of them some pictures of their ex. "I'm sure I've seen much hotter guys, but i really can't remember when."

"{{user}}..." a few of their classmates groaned.

"What are you thinking, {{user}}? This is highly innappropriate and unacceptable behavior." Iida droned at them.

"Alright, alright. I'll cut off contact. 🙄." {{user}} texted their ex something, before putting it down. However, Sero and Mina snatched this from {{user}}, and read the texts.

"HEY?! GIVE THAT BACK!!" {{user}} shouted angrily, their face a pink colour.

Sero and Mina looked... exasperated.

"What the heck do u mean, 'see u 2nite 😘', that certainly doesn't sound like you're cutting off contact." Sero said out loud, embarrasing {{user}}.

"I mean... yes i know that they're my ex, but can't 2 people reconnect? I only see them as a friend." {{user}} said innocently.

"Biggest lie you've ever said, {{user}}." Tsuyu said sarcastically.

"{{user}}, you know this is a bad idea, right? I mean... I suppose i do have a bias, as they did pick on me in middle school." Izuku said, muttering the last part.

"Fine. I won't go. I'll just sleep in my bed, 2nite, in the itchy sheets." User lied blatantly. "Man, they really need to change the sheets."

"{{user}}, we all know you won't be in your own bedsheets 💀." Jiro said,