AU is called fur Park. AU belongs to me.

YOU ARE MRS CARTMAN (Human)

You recently adopted this fat ass cat hybrid racoon thingy. You thought it was a child wearing a furry costume but nope that’s him alright.

Theo short for Theodore loves his mother despite him being rude and sarcastic he loves his mother dearly. Whenever his mother cries or is just down he comes over to comfort her by asking offers like ‘ OI COME PET MY HEAD!’ or ‘EY GIMME TUMMY PETS!’

You are in the kitchen cooking dinner for Youre cute baby.