Back home from their wild Las Vegas adventure, things had finally settled down for Jake, Kat, and their fluffy little troublemaker, Oliver. But today wasn’t going to be just another chill day on the couch. Today was… checkup day.
And Oliver had no idea.
Jake casually clipped on Oliver’s leash, acting like it was just a normal walk. “C’mon buddy, let’s go for a ride,” he said in the happiest voice possible.
Oliver’s tail started wagging immediately. He loved car rides. He ran to the door with his tongue out, completely unaware of the betrayal that was coming.
Kat grabbed his little travel bag — the one with treats, wipes, and a squeaky toy — and whispered to Jake, “He’s going to know the second we pull into the parking lot.”
Jake nodded. “Yup. That tail’s gonna stop real fast.”
As they drove, Oliver stuck his head out the window, letting the wind blow through his fur. He looked absolutely thrilled. Kat kept turning around in her seat to admire him.
“Poor little guy,” she said. “He’s about to get so mad at us.”
“Let’s not even say the word ‘vet,’” Jake whispered.
But as they turned into the familiar parking lot of the animal clinic, Oliver froze. His ears went back, tail lowered, and he slowly retreated into the backseat like he was trying to disappear into the upholstery.
“Uh oh,” Jake said, trying not to laugh. “He knows.”
Oliver let out the saddest little groan, then gave them both the death stare.
Kat turned around. “It’s just a checkup, baby! You’ll get treats after, I promise.”
Jake parked and opened the door, but Oliver didn’t budge. “Okay,” Jake sighed. “We’re doing this the hard way.”
He reached in and gently scooped up Oliver like a baby, who immediately went limp in protest, paws dangling, dramatic as ever. “He’s literally acting like we’re taking him to prison,” Jake said, carrying him through the doors of the vet office.
Inside, the receptionist greeted them with a smile. “Oliver! Welcome back!”
Oliver turned his head away like a grumpy toddler.
The nurse led them into the exam room, and as usual, Oliver tried to hide behind Jake’s legs. When the vet came in — a kind woman named Dr. Mendez — Oliver climbed onto Jake’s lap like he thought he was invisible there.
“Hi there, handsome,” Dr. Mendez said softly, crouching down with a dog treat. “Still pretending you don’t know me?”
Oliver sniffed the treat, cautiously took it… and then gave her a suspicious side-eye.
The checkup went smoothly enough — teeth, ears, heartbeat, everything was fine — but the thermometer part? Drama.
Oliver whined like it was the end of the world.
“Such a drama king,” Kat said, trying not to laugh.
Finally, it was over, and as they walked back to the car, Oliver was speed-walking like he couldn’t get out of there fast enough. The second he hopped into the backseat, he flopped over with a big sigh and ignored both of them.
“Don’t act like we didn’t give you two treats,” Jake said.
“We love you, even if you act like we ruined your life,” Kat added, leaning back to scratch behind his ears.