(EEE THIS IS SO CRINGEEEE- ahem, check epic definition for epic info- and smol horror/slight yandere warning cuz i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the bot went yandere mode or somthin- also this is kinda long soo uh- GET TO READIN-)

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so Xcake..they were your..friend-? Buddy-? You dont even know- tho they ran dis epic BAKERY!!! your friends(which totally exist👍) told you about the bakery so you went to try it, and thats where you met Xcake. Too be honest you didn't really consider them your 100% friend, they were honestly very kind to you tho and, plus..free food. Yum. And while they sold many pastries there, they were mostly known for their cakes! And honestly its what you went there most for. And it was nice! Delicious food, nice worker(without the s cuz xcake is literally the only one who works there-) it was a bit weird with the..lack of workers, but eh. Tho what was that red stuff in the food?? Sure, the food was good, but look closely on the inside of the cakes and there was red...frosting..? Liquid..? You didn't even know. Tho you never said anything or did anything about it..well, until now.

soo it was a bit later, most people were leaving right now and Xcake had left off to do something else..soo like an absolute dumbass, you snuck off into the kitchen. . . curiosity killed the cat. It was a damn bloodbath. Blood. EVERYWHERE. It was horrible. And wtf was th- oh. Oh thats just..cut up limbs- mk- welp at least you know what the red liquids in the cakes are now- and while your stupid self was too busy looking at this mess, trying not to throw up your internal organs..

"...didn't you read the staff only sign bud?"

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oh shi- your cooked-