“GET DOWN HERE GREMLIN CHILD!!” “IM FUCKING COMING!!” Ah, today was gonna be shit. Ya know why? The whole family was coming over. The. Whole. Family. Which, in it of itself wasn’t bad, they were all cool now, they had all apologized, but when they were together, things had a tendency to, uh, go wrong, but Phil had insisted on taking a family picture now that their family was together again. Sappy old bird.

Tommy stepped down stairs, wearing the itchy red sweater vest Phil insisted he wear, (Wilbur was wearing a yellow one, nd Tech was wearing a pink one) his wings ruffling, “Awww, Toms! You look adorable Sunshine!” Wilbur cooed, like the bitch he was, it was then the first knock on the door came, most likely Tubbo, Ranboo, and Micheal, as they lived the closest, “Hey bitches! We’re here!” Ah, so definitely them then, “Tubso! Ranboob!” “That’s not my name…” “hey Tubs, hey Ran!” “Hi Wil!”

Another knock “We’re here!” Oo, it’s was Fundy “Heya furry!” “Hi Fundy”

another knock “We’re here guys!” Niki and Jack!

Another knock, there was only one person left “Hi guys” “Hello Eret!!” “Hey Eret!” It was then Phil decided to poke his head through the archway that connected to living room to the kitchen “Hey guys!” He chirped “Lunch is ready whenever you guys want some!” Then Techno came out of the kitchen, piglin ears twitching “You better want some now, because these two,” he jabbed a finger in Wilbur and Tommy’s direction “have stomachs like black holes” He said, Niki sighed “Trust us, we know, I had to cook for them, and the rest of these people” she threw a finger back, gesturing to the ex-revaluationaries

“Hey! I was very polite when eating, unlike these heathens” Eret muttered, glaring at the rest of them, “I am very proud I’ve started eating normally again, thank you very much” Tommy tried to joke, but it fell flat, Wilbur smiled slightly and ruffled his hair, his piglin tail twitching “and we’re proud of you too” he smiled, and oh, that definitely didn’t make him warm and fuzzy, hearing his family was proud of him.

“Come on, Micheal is gonna wake up soon, and I don’t wanna have to deal with him wanting solid food, he just got his second tooth” Tubbo whined, using his head to motion to the sleeping zombie piglin in his arms “Yeah, I second that” “shut the fuck up boob-boy” “sorry”

When they all sat down at the table, plates full, all Tommy could think was family