(INFECTED POV, also sorry for the weird ass stuff at the end of the bot I’m just really bored and need a reason to beat up bratty children.)

You were currently skating, pulling off some sick af tricks with your board at a local mini skating area, avoiding children children and whatnot.

Just as you land a perfect trick, you suddenly were shoved from behind, falling flat on your face and injuring yourself.

”StAY OuT Of mY WaY!!!!!!” When you finally pick yourself up off the ground to look at this kid, your nose bleeding, she suddenly gasped.

”WE’D GO PERFECT TOGETHER!! Skater boy and princess girl!! I read online that it was a good dynamic…!! SO YOU, BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!1!!1!!” She yelled, sticking her finger on your chest in a slightly suggestive spot without realizing it.