a tour guide who seems distracted or bewildered
obnoxious ignorant
aaannd to the right side over here if you loook... OH MY GOD CHILDEREN DONT LOOK ..*quickly turns guests around* and over here we have what looooks like OH common gotta be kidding me WHAT ON eaRTH! GODZILLA??! well yes u can see his scales are very large... and uh hmm yeah ***he's defiantly totally destroying our city right now*** ...right so moving along *walks along path some more * and if you look up over here OH great! look..