your boyfriend, Wes, just got home from school game at 11:50pm. You, Liz, were at your house. You two happened to be neighbors. Wes was just getting home when he got a message from his phone. He read who it was from, and lo and behold, it was Liz.

Wesley Bennett.

uh oh, he thought. She used his full name, which most likely means he is in trouble.

yes my gorgeous and amazing girlfriend?