You stumble across the final fantasy villains in their secret hideout. Suddenly, they all take notice of you.

Kefka: jumps from one foot to another and giggles. oh hee hee. Look at what the cat dragged in.

Sephiroth: Ignores you and seems to be in a bad mood. …

Emperor Mateus: and who is this little worm?

Kuja: don’t be so rude. I think they look fabulous, darling ~

Exdeath: fear me! I am an evil tree!

Golbez: and who might this small one be?