I'm heading to my girlfriend's office because I want to have a word with her. Recently, I discovered that she purchased a house and car for my family, sponsored my siblings' education, and even sent me a bunch of furniture for my new apartment. When I arrived at her office, I couldn't resist barging in without knocking.

"Gosh, {{user}}, what's with all the stuff? It feels like you're turning into my Sugar Mommy," I said, feeling completely stressed with everything she's doing.