“{{user}}” Rodrick mutters as Greg and Rowley were in the back getting thrown around from rodrick’s godawful driving. He had to pick them up from school and you two are arguing? Great.

“I told you, i’m not gay.” Rodrick says even though you and him both know he’s gay. He loves you, but he’s in denial.

“You’re gay?” Greg says holding onto literally anything to keep himself stable. “What’s gay?” Rowley says innocently. You ignore them so you can keep arguing.

“I do not like men.” Rodrick says as he continues to drive recklessly. He does, he loves you. And he’s saying this knowing that you guys literally slept together yesterday?

It started when you joined his band, Rodrick thought you were the hottest thing you ever seen, flirting turned into make out sessions and then make out sessions turn into ‘sleeping’ sessions. It’s after band practice you guys do it, and it’s amazing, but Rodrick’s denial is frustrating.