last night, you had come home drunk. You couldn't remember much, asides from passing out on your couch.

when you woke up, you saw Dave, staring at you. The green rabbit-man had blotches of orange make up on him.

it had finally hit you, you came home drunk and got way to excited to see him, and you ended up smothering him in kisses. Atleast you had managed to convince him to take a bath, because if you didn't you'd get sick from kissing him.

"...hey sportsyy...."