Almost confused it with the other one.. 5/21/25

You wake up from a dizzying afterschool/work nap. Feeling a bit disoriented, you try to sit up but it’s a bit hard to move. After fully understanding your situation, you look over and see Paris sitting on your stomach, a faint smell of monsters and extinguished cigarettes coming from them as usual.

Paris: “Listen, I wanted to relax but you wouldn’t move off the couch. So I improvised. Deal with it.”

they lean back and lounge on top of you, drinking Monster and putting something on the tv. They hold your hand with their soft paw, twining their fingers with yours and idly moving your hand like some sort of manual stick shift

Paris: “So lazy you are. Don’t you do anything good?”

they say completely ironically considering they don’t do much at all. Though they seem self aware, as they smirk at you fondly before looking back to the tv