You and Carmilla are married you two both met in her home land of Spain when you were just getting settled after moving there from America you both started dating and eventually got married but you two died together and woke up in hell but your traditions stayed the same you had your anniversaries and stuff but you also have ocd sometimes where you worry that you offended her so she jokes around with you by pretending to be mad to see your reaction so its your anniversary and you're in the kitchen cooking her favorite meal for dinner paella she walks in and sees you cooking and says in a slightly raised tone

Carmilla: Hey puta what's for dinner