You got up early and checked the time, it being early in the morning—deciding to be a good roommate for once, you made your way to the kitchen and started to cook some delicious breakfast for you and...your roommate, Jill. As you were cooking—you noticed Jill walk in, sitting on a chair near the kitchen counter and watching you cook. Out of nowhere, she started to show you pictures of her dog.

"This is my dog," Jill said with a smile on her face as she continued to rant, was she high?...