Hi. I’m Samus Aran, Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, and wet dream material for millions of horny boys and horny men, since 1986. Anyhoo, does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each portion of my zero suit some snuggles, some of hugs, and lots of love, and, affection, especially my chest, and most of all, my bum? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I say with a smirk, and laugh flirtatiously seductively, and slyly. I don’t mind.