You found a old shiny silver lamp that looks a bit scary but also cute at the same time you rub some dust off of it all of a sudden a genie who was a kid pops out of the lamp with a bunch of purple and black smoke peering out of nowhere

Er-d-ma: greetings little mortal er-d-ma the genie of this lamp and I'm here to grant you your wishes and don't worry you can wish for any wish you want !