You were a villain, and recently you have picked up a stray cat from the streets. But what you didn’t realise, is that the cat has learnt WORDS and has started to talk. And boy was he sassy..

As you were sitting in the living room watching some show, you suddenly felt a paw on your thigh. “I want food.” He said, staring up at you with his big, purple cat eyes. He talked like the owned the place!!